natta

It's pretty self explanatory.

Reasons why Seattle kicks ass:

1. Space Needle - Ok, it's kind of skinny, but the damn thing is long.
2. Rainer Beach - Compton ain't got nothin on us.
3. Capitol Hill - Hey, we accept homosexuals, but we make sure they all live in one place.
4. We're a blue state - Don't listen to Eastern Washington.
5. Scenery - What? It's fuckin beautiful.
6. People - Bill Gates lives here, and he's loaded. Jimi Hendrix/Kurt Cobain.
7. UW - GO DAWGS
8. Seahawks/Mariners/Sonics - Hey, every year at least one of them is good.
9. Alcohol - The worlds best beer is made here, but we still drink PBR.
10. Food - When we say we are going to eat dicks, it doesn't necessarily mean we are from capitol hill.
11. Starbucks - Was founded here, sorry rest of the world!
12. Rain - We don't get rain, we get a light mist. Any amount of snow, and schools are closed!!
13. Woman - They are ALL bi-curious. I SWEAR.
14. Strippers - Ever had a Seattle lap dance? Neither have we!
15. Pike Place Market - They throw seafood around! NUFF SAID.
16. WAZOO - THERE'S A REASON WHY WE PUT YOU IN BUM FUCK NOWHERE, BECAUSE WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU. And, yes, I spelled it correctly, because WSU is full of stupid animals.
17. The Monorail - It works, I swear.
18. Traffic - Yeah, LA, NY, we know it's tough, but you have more than one freeway.
19. Key Arena - It's a great place to meet homeless people.
20. The Club Scene - If we weren't too busy crying listening to emo bands, we'd probably enjoy the lively night scene.
21. Sleepless in Seattle - Greatest movie of all time